Dilbert: Soul-O-Meter and Catbert, Evil HR Director Video
www.dilbert.com by Scott Adams Dilbert’s Wally sells his soul and Catbert is a cat without pity. In Soul-O-Meter, Catbert says, ‘According to my soul-o-meter you still have 1 percent of your soul. I’ll give you a doughnut for it.’ Wally says, ‘Sold! It’s funny how quickly a good day can become a great day.’ In Catbert, Evil HR Director, Dilbert says, how can I achieve my full potential? Catbert says, you already have, seriously you’ve peaked. Dilbert says, I came to human resources for some guidance. Catbert says, that’s what tipped me off.
@firecracker999999 AWESOME!!! THAT MEANS I COULD BUY TEN DOUGHNUTS!!!
@newyy1 there’s 10% left
haha
Trading your soul for a donut? Wow, what an original idea… that the Simpsons did years ago.
unless its the last 1% of ur soul
Oh snap, did you see that perspective effect at the beginning of the second sketch? We’re getting fancy.
1% of the soul for a donut, a good deal.
Catbert = Bill Lumbergh + LOLCat
pure wisdom ! xd
there was a sale at tim hortins and he forgot his wallet
What happened to the other 99%?
Or is that where he got the coffee from? XD
“According to my soul-o-meter, you still have one percent of your soul. I’ll give you a donut for it.” “Sold!”
Catbert is quiet through.
The voices are really bad compared to the animated series. Still pretty funny. Mmmm, jelly donuts.
Catbert is awesome
lol.
yeah, duh. Whiner lol
LMAO Why doesn’t that surprise me?
what did she mouth? “whiner?”
To date I have only known one that wasn’t evil.
She later lost her job for not doing it correctly.
I would never sell my soul for a donut! …its worth atleast two!
Aren’t all H.R. directors evil?
I remember that second one in the newspaper.
That’s sound about right.
twelve cents worth.
I wonder how much of my soul is left.